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What do you call a man when a Marine sits on him? Submarine.
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What is in the army and is corny? A colonel (kernel).
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If all the letters in the alphabet were on top of the highest mountain, which letter must leave first? The letter "D" would begin the descent.
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What is the difference between an oak tree and a tight shoe? One makes acorns, the other makes corns ache.
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How are a jeweler and a jailer alike? The jeweler sells watches and the jailer watches cells.
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Why was it so hard to find Abe Lincoln in Washington DC? They were using his Gettysburg Address.
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Where did King Arthur learn to joust? In Knight school.
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How much water can you put into an empty 2 quart jar? None, it would not be empty.
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What stars should you stay away from? Shooting stars.
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What is the happiest state in the USA? Maryland.
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Why would you put money in a freezer? To get some cold, hard cash.
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What teaches without talking? A book.
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What do you have if an ax falls on your car? An ax-i-dent (accident)
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What kind of clothes do lawyers wear? Lawsuits
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Where were lemons first found? In a tree.
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