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Youre my HARD, youre my SOFT...
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You shouldnt anthropomorphize computers; they dont like it.
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You mean there is life outside of Internet?!
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You know youre getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
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You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters?
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Yo-Yo, Mine Kampf is Yer Kampf - cmon, check diz out!
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Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Windows NT: Only 16 megs needed to play Minesweeper!
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Windows Multitasking - screwing up several things at once
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Windows 95: So friendly interface! It only needs 4.5 megs of help files.
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Wife is exclusive hell for anyone...
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Widows 95 by Necrosoft - Buy & die!
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Why no one except moderator answers my letters???
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Why is Amiga better? No Intel inside, thats why.
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Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly?
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