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B A big black bug bit a big black bear, made the big black bear bleed blood.
B Blake's black bike's back brake bracket block broke.
B-TT The batter with the butter is the batter that is better!
B-TT Betty Better bought some butter. "But," she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter will make my bitter batter better."
So she bought a bit of better butter and made her bitter batter better.
Bl-Bee One black beetle bled only black blood, the other black beetle bled blue.
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Where were lemons first found? In a tree.
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What kind of apple isn't an apple? A pineapple.
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What black and white all over? A newspaper.
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What gets bigger the more you take away from it? A hole.
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What is always in bed but never sleeps? A river.
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What has lots of eyes but never sees? A potato.
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What is a bird after it is 5 yeas old? Six years old.
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Why did the bird cross the road? It was the chicken's day off.
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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
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Why do birds fly south in winter? It's too far to walk.
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What clothes does a house wear? Address.
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What is black and white and pink all over?
An embarrassed zebra.
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