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Анекдоты, стихи, загадки, поговорки, считалки
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Love the neighbor... first make sure her husband is out of town
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Love is like a gun: you aim, you shot, you run...
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Linux is like a wigwam - no windows, no gates, apache inside!
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Linux - for IQ higher then 95.
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Life take away from people SO MUCH time!
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Life is what happens when youre meking other plans...
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Life is too short to date ugly girls!
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Life after death? Is that like a TSR?
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Lets compromise and say Im right.
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King for a day , fool for a lifetime
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Kick Any Ass To Continue!
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Jesus, save me from your followers...
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Jesus Loves You... Everyone else thinks youre an asshole
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Japanese Sumo fight: the original drag-and-drop interface
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Its better to kiss a miss than to miss a kiss.
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It is not a programm, it requires MS Windows...
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It is better to be BAD than to be LOST (с)Cluster..
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IQ general detection fault.
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Invalid country. Replace and press any key.
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Intel inside is not a trademark - its a WARNING!
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Insufficient Disk Space, please delete Windows. Please!
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In the world without walls there will be no gates and windows.
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In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was 1.0...
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If you save the world too often, it begins to expect it.
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if you have nothing to do - dont do it here
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If you cant make it good, make it LOOK good. (с)Bill Gates
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f vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
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If Jesus loves me, why he never buys me flowers?
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If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
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If I had my life to live over again, Id be a plumber.
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I/O ERROR - intel outside
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Im on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.
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Im not a gay but my boyfriend is!
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Id kill Flipper for a good tuna sandwich right now
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I was followed by luck. Still, I was quicker...
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I used to miss my girlfriend, but my aim improved
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I never forget a face, but in your case Ill be glad to make an exception.
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I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
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I like kids, but i dont think i could eat a whole one...
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I had a dream... DIR C: 999,937,498,127 bytes free.
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I am blond. Please, speak slowly.
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Hold me. Kiss me. Love me. Kill me. Drag-and-drop and plug-and-play me.
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His eyes are so bad, he has to wear contact lenses to see his glasses.
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hex, bugs, rocknroll (c) tritryst
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Hello, do you speak any English?
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He was so frightened! Titanic would sank in his pants.
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He is a very responsible person. Mainly because everyone thinks he is!
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Have a good sex with American Megatrends!
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Happiness is your favorite program moving to OS/2
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Gravity really gets me down.
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Good thing the FTC makes them put on those "Intel Inside" warning labels.
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God is Real, unless declared as Integer
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God gets good ones. Devil isnt so selfish.
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Friends dont let friends use Windows.
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Format C: completed. Format another diskette? [y/Y]
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FORD - Found On Road. Dead.
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For whom the phone rings...
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For people who like peace & quiet: a phoneless cord
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File not found. Nobody leaves the room!
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Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.
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Evil communications corrupt good manners
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Everything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
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Europe: "Its a final condom"
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Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue
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EARTH is 98% full. Please delete anybody you can
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Drive A: format failed, formatting C: instead.
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DOS never says "EXCELLENT command or filename"...
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Dont worry, but Memento Mori
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Dont let your wife out, Clintons about.
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Do not drink water. Remember: fish fuck there!
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CPU not found. Running software emulation.
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CPU not found. Press any key to continue...
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CPU cooler - it makes your CPU cool!
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CONNECT 1978 - NO CARRIER 1995. Rest in peace.
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Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
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Computers dont actually think. You just think they think. (We think so)
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Computer - A device designed to speed and automate errors.
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Come on, please help me Dr. Web...
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Chupa-Chups: "The World Is Sucks"
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Cant write: disk fool. (R)etry, (F)ormat, (C)all #911 ?...
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C:CLINTONTRUTH.COM not found. Abort, Retry, Impeach?
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Buing a PentiumII you can reboot faster
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Bring the power of 386 to your PII: use Windows NT
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Break on through to the other site...
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