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Youre my HARD, youre my SOFT...

You shouldnt anthropomorphize computers; they dont like it.

You mean there is life outside of Internet?!

You know youre getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters?

Yo-Yo, Mine Kampf is Yer Kampf - cmon, check diz out!

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.

Windows NT: Only 16 megs needed to play Minesweeper!

Windows Multitasking - screwing up several things at once

Windows 95: So friendly interface! It only needs 4.5 megs of help files.

Wife is exclusive hell for anyone...

Widows 95 by Necrosoft - Buy & die!

Why no one except moderator answers my letters???

Why is Amiga better? No Intel inside, thats why.

Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly?

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