Youre my HARD, youre my SOFT...

You shouldnt anthropomorphize computers; they dont like it.

You mean there is life outside of Internet?!

You know youre getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters?

Yo-Yo, Mine Kampf is Yer Kampf - cmon, check diz out!

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.

Windows NT: Only 16 megs needed to play Minesweeper!

Windows Multitasking - screwing up several things at once

Windows 95: So friendly interface! It only needs 4.5 megs of help files.

Wife is exclusive hell for anyone...

Widows 95 by Necrosoft - Buy & die!

Why no one except moderator answers my letters???

Why is Amiga better? No Intel inside, thats why.

Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly?

Why did Silly Billy throw the butter out of his window? To see the butterfly.

Why bad girls are so good?

Who is DOS? DOSs dead, baby, DOSs dead...

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

What is the difference between women and politics? Politics sucks!

What is the difference between Snowman and Snowwoman? Snowballs!

we call it beta cause its beta than nothing

We are made for each other. You love me and I love me too.

We all live in a yellow SUBROUTINE.

WARNING: DO NOT look directly into the laser with your remaining eye.

Warning, Intel inside! And its climbing outside!!!

Wanted:386DX Fatherboard to have SX with my Motherboard

Visual Tampax from m$: Play - Plug & Unplug!

Virus check complete. All viruses are working properly.

Unix is user friendly. Its just selective about who its friends are.

Unable to locate Coffee - Operator Halted!

UART Simpson

TWO BEER OR NOT TWO BEER

Turn Intel inside out!

together = to get her

This program costs 100 bugs

This message is Microsoft Windows compatible !!!

This copy of planet Earth has been unregistered for 4 billion years

Theres someone in my head, but its not me...

There were computers in Paradise. Eve had "Apple"...

The Yellow Pages Penis - Let your fingers do the walking.

The world is coming to an end. Please, log off.

The Windows 95 Penis - If you ask it to do too much, it will crash.

The Transformer Penis - Its more than meets the eye.

The Snickers Penis - It satisfies your craving

The shortest distance between two points is under construction.

The Psychic Penis - It knows you are coming before you do.

The Prodigy "BEST _BALLADS_"

The Pinocchio Penis - The longer you lie, the more it grows.

The Oasis Penis - Thinks it is the Beatles penis.

The Mortal Combat Penis - Nothing can prepare you.

The more languages a Homo speaks, the more sapiens he is.......

The McDonalds Penis - Over 8 billion served.

The M&M Penis - Melts in your mouth, not in your hand.

the last time I was inside a woman it was the Statue Of Liberty!

The Highlander Penis - There can be only one.

The Energizer Penis - It keeps going and going.

The BOSS is NOT always right, but he is always BOSS!

The Beatles Penis - Now a quarter smaller than it used to be.

System halted. Press any RESET to continue.

System Halted is my favorite ScreenSaver !

Switch it on. Plug it in. Phreak it out!

Support your local Search and Rescue unit -- get lost.

Support bacteria -- the only culture some people have!

Spice Gorills

Sorry for terrible english. My native language is C++

Software is what you delete. Hardware is what you kick.

Software is like sex: better when its free..

Soft sex is hard work!

Sleep is an abstinence syndrome wich accurs due to lack of coffein.

Skinheads have more hair than brains.

Shit happens. Life happens too...

SHIT - Soviet High Internet Technologies

She wanted to make love in the back seat of our car & she wanted me to drivе!

Sharks dont eat lawyers. Professional courtesy.

Share-ware Krishna, share-ware Rama..

Sex, drugs, unix...

Sex, Drugs, RocknRoll VS Sux, Bugs, PlagnPlay

SET TEMP=A:

security like defecation, unpleasant, but alternatives are worse

Screensaviour

SCINS HEAD :-EE

Sara Croft: Sex Bomb Raider

Rugby is played by men with odd-shaped balls!!

ROM wasnt built in a day.

Rest in Pieces ;-E~~

Research has found that research causes cancer in mice...

Remember youre unique, just like everyone else.

REALITY.SYS Corrupted: Reboot universe? (Y/N/Q)

Radio Maximum 103.7 FM overlocked to 106.8

Rad Hat Chili Pampers

Q: How can you tell who is the blind man in a nudist colony? A: Its not hard.

Punks not dead, but he smells like that...

Psychology. Mind over matter. Mind under matter? It doesnt matter. Never mind.

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for life.

Programmer: machine for converting coffee to software

Programmer doesnt die, he just GOSUB without RETURN

Press INTER to DEL Setup...

Press Ctrl-Alt-Del for more fun!

Press any key to continue or any other key to exit...