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Unable to locate Coffee - Operator Halted!
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This program costs 100 bugs
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This message is Microsoft Windows compatible !!!
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This copy of planet Earth has been unregistered for 4 billion years
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Theres someone in my head, but its not me...
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There were computers in Paradise. Eve had "Apple"...
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The Yellow Pages Penis - Let your fingers do the walking.
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The world is coming to an end. Please, log off.
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The Windows 95 Penis - If you ask it to do too much, it will crash.
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The Transformer Penis - Its more than meets the eye.
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The Snickers Penis - It satisfies your craving
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