Why did Silly Billy throw the butter out of his window? To see the butterfly.

Why bad girls are so good?

Who is DOS? DOSs dead, baby, DOSs dead...

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

What is the difference between women and politics? Politics sucks!

What is the difference between Snowman and Snowwoman? Snowballs!

we call it beta cause its beta than nothing

We are made for each other. You love me and I love me too.

We all live in a yellow SUBROUTINE.

WARNING: DO NOT look directly into the laser with your remaining eye.

Warning, Intel inside! And its climbing outside!!!

Wanted:386DX Fatherboard to have SX with my Motherboard

Visual Tampax from m$: Play - Plug & Unplug!

Virus check complete. All viruses are working properly.

Unix is user friendly. Its just selective about who its friends are.