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Im not a gay but my boyfriend is!
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Id kill Flipper for a good tuna sandwich right now
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I was followed by luck. Still, I was quicker...
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I used to miss my girlfriend, but my aim improved
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I never forget a face, but in your case Ill be glad to make an exception.
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I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
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I like kids, but i dont think i could eat a whole one...
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I had a dream... DIR C: 999,937,498,127 bytes free.
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I am blond. Please, speak slowly.
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Hold me. Kiss me. Love me. Kill me. Drag-and-drop and plug-and-play me.
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His eyes are so bad, he has to wear contact lenses to see his glasses.
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