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For whom the phone rings...
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For people who like peace & quiet: a phoneless cord
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File not found. Nobody leaves the room!
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Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.
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Evil communications corrupt good manners
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Everything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
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Europe: "Its a final condom"
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Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue
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EARTH is 98% full. Please delete anybody you can
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Drive A: format failed, formatting C: instead.
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DOS never says "EXCELLENT command or filename"...
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Dont worry, but Memento Mori
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Dont let your wife out, Clintons about.
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