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Do not drink water. Remember: fish fuck there!
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CPU not found. Running software emulation.
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CPU not found. Press any key to continue...
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CPU cooler - it makes your CPU cool!
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CONNECT 1978 - NO CARRIER 1995. Rest in peace.
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Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
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Computers dont actually think. You just think they think. (We think so)
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Computer - A device designed to speed and automate errors.
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Come on, please help me Dr. Web...
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Chupa-Chups: "The World Is Sucks"
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Cant write: disk fool. (R)etry, (F)ormat, (C)all #911 ?...
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C:CLINTONTRUTH.COM not found. Abort, Retry, Impeach?
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Buing a PentiumII you can reboot faster
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Bring the power of 386 to your PII: use Windows NT
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