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The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
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The Psychic Penis - It knows you are coming before you do.
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The Prodigy "BEST _BALLADS_"
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The Pinocchio Penis - The longer you lie, the more it grows.
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The Oasis Penis - Thinks it is the Beatles penis.
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The Mortal Combat Penis - Nothing can prepare you.
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The more languages a Homo speaks, the more sapiens he is.......
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The McDonalds Penis - Over 8 billion served.
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The M&M Penis - Melts in your mouth, not in your hand.
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the last time I was inside a woman it was the Statue Of Liberty!
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The Highlander Penis - There can be only one.
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The Energizer Penis - It keeps going and going.
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The BOSS is NOT always right, but he is always BOSS!
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The Beatles Penis - Now a quarter smaller than it used to be.
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