My interest is in the future, cause I gonna spend the rest of my life there.

My girlfriend is so self centered! When we make love, she screams HER name!

My doctor says my blood type is C double-positive.

My device was not tested on animals

My Boss is a VERY BUSY man.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

MS-DOS causes deafness and hair loss when used by laboratory rats.

MS Windows is a treacherous plot against humanity.

Move your asm!

Mouse without balls.

MONEY TALKS... All mine usually says is goodbye

Modem not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (G)oto bed?

Modem not found! Call by voice?

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Microsoft spel chekar vor sail, worgs grate!!