Rad Hat Chili Pampers

Q: How can you tell who is the blind man in a nudist colony? A: Its not hard.

Punks not dead, but he smells like that...

Psychology. Mind over matter. Mind under matter? It doesnt matter. Never mind.

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for life.

Programmer: machine for converting coffee to software

Programmer doesnt die, he just GOSUB without RETURN

Press INTER to DEL Setup...

Press Ctrl-Alt-Del for more fun!

Press any key to continue or any other key to exit...

Politics: from poli = many, tics = blood-sucking parasites

Pedigree PAL/Secam

OS/2 - Half of an Operating System

Operator Hungry - Attach hamburger to your reply

Only XT users know that January 1, 1980 was a Tuesday.