System Halted is my favorite ScreenSaver !

Switch it on. Plug it in. Phreak it out!

Support your local Search and Rescue unit -- get lost.

Support bacteria -- the only culture some people have!

Spice Gorills

Sorry for terrible english. My native language is C++

Software is what you delete. Hardware is what you kick.

Software is like sex: better when its free..

Soft sex is hard work!

Sleep is an abstinence syndrome wich accurs due to lack of coffein.

Skinheads have more hair than brains.

Shit happens. Life happens too...

SHIT - Soviet High Internet Technologies

She wanted to make love in the back seat of our car & she wanted me to drivе!

Sharks dont eat lawyers. Professional courtesy.